The Individual Brett Keane

Brett Keane is a particular individual from the situation of Festus, Missouri.

Particular Individuals of the Situation

Brett Keane - Landlocked manatee, favorite foods: Mac 'n Cheese, Chili (no cheese). Habitual liar and backstabber.
TJ Kirk - Used to be friends with Brett back in oldschool Youtube before Brett stabbed him in the back, after he became a popular Atheist youtuber.
PaulsEgo - Used to be friends with Brett back in oldschool Youtube before Brett stabbed him in the back. Lurked menacingly in the shadows before joining DP to shit orn Brett.
Scotty Kirk - TJ's brother, never interacted with Brett and only knew him secondhand from TJ.
Ben - Manages the technical aspects of the DP podcast, never interacted with Brett and only knew him secondhand from TJ.

Minor Characters (some may not be firing on all cinderblocks, some may not be gourd-believers):

Adam Lore - (Mentions: DPP 23, 38)
Atheism is Unstoppable (AiU) - (Mentions: DPP 152, 161, 162, 176)
Atheist Voice - (Mentions: DPP 71)
Cult of Dusty - (Mentions: DPP 20, 23, 164)
Fake Sagan (Hardcase) - (Mentions: DPP 119, 163, 165)
G Man - (Mentions: DPP 20, 22, 23, 38, 61, 75, 76, 106, 123, 144, 160, 163, 165, 176, 246 PS, 279)
Galaxy of Dreams - (Mentions: DPP 23)
Galen - (Mentions: DPP 180)
GirlDoesRant - (Mentions: DPP 23, 232, Appearances: 162)
HappyCabbie - (Mentions: DPP 23, 105, 296)
Inmendham - (Mentions: DPP 223 PS)
Jaclyn Glenn - (Mentions: DPP 71, 77)
JDubs - (Mentions: DPP 20, 23, 38, 165, 206, 246 PS)
Jim Ass - (Mentions: DPP 133, 180, 200, Appearances: 272)
Joseph Martelli - (Mentions: DPP 234, 235)
MacKenzie - (Mentions: DPP 106)
Matt Campbell - (Mentions: DPP 106)
MrRepzion - (Mentions: DPP 165)
Nadia Chambers - (Mentions: DPP 106, 229 PS)
NephilimFree - (Mentions: DPP 20, 23, 160, 163)
Positively Godless - (Mentions: DPP 128, 160, 206, 229 PS)
Rand Cambell - (Mentions: DPP 160)
Richard Raspberry - (Mentions: DPP 23, 38, 61)
Suzuki - (Mentions: DPP 61)
Thunderfoot - (Mentions: DPP 165)
TrueEmpiricism - (Mentions: DPP 20, 23, 160, 163)
Tommy From the Bronx (Mentions: DPP 235, 236)
Vigilant Christian (Mario) - (Mentions: DPP 141)

Timeline of the Situation

December 21, 1976 - Brett Keane is born. (DPP 152, 180, 189, Google Sites)
13 years old (c. 1989) - Brett Keane's maternal grandmother Wanda dies of cancer. (Google Sites)
about 15 years old (c. 1991) - Brett Keane's hair greys completely "like Moses", so he begins to dye it. (DPP 20)
before 19 years old (c. 1995) - Brett Keane loses his faith in christianity and becomes an atheist. (Google Sites)
about 20 years ago (c. 1997) - Brett marries Dorn.
c. April 2001 - Brett launches the godhatesyou.org domain. (archive.org)
August 30, 2002 - Brett gets his domestic abuse charge. (Bittube)
May 29, 2004 - Brett publishes his book Eternal Undying Love.
July 2, 2004 - Brett publishes his book Eternal Undying Love 2 - The Second Coming.
March 1, 2005 - Brett publishes his book Eternal Undying Love 3 - Serpents in the Cradle.
c. 2005 - The godhatesyou.org domain expires. archive.org)
2006 - Brett Keane launches his Youtube channel and posts his first video, Science VS Religion. (Google Sites)
2006 - TJ, inspired by Brett Keane, launches his own atheism Youtube channel (DPP 21, 229 PS)
c. 2007 - Brett did the blasphemy challenge, to utter the one unforgivable sin. (DPP 21, 22)
when BK did atheist videos - Brett's subscriber count was in a "dead heat" with the Amazing Atheist's for a long time. (DPP 21)
when BK did atheist videos - TJ makes a video called the Brett Keane Appreciation Video, sucking up to Brett embarassingly much. (DPP 176, 232, 235)
when BK did atheist videos - TJ has Brett temporarily take over his channel while he was out of town when his aunt died. (DPP 227)
c. March 20, 2008 - Brett starts up his Dailymotion channel (still up even in 2020! - Dailymotion)
March 18, 2009 - Brett posts his "Father" video (Dailymotion)
March 20, 2009 - Brett posts his last video on his Dailymotion channel (Dailymotion)
c. November 2009 - CNN allegedly uses one of his videos in a news piece. (Google Sites)
February 13, 2010 - Brett Keane creates his BKROCKTV channel. (Socialblade)
October 22, 2010 - Brett Keane nominated for "Biggest Douche on Youtube" in an ancient blog post. (Blogspot)
April 16, 2011 - The Brett Keane Encyclopedia Dramatica article is started. (Encyclopedia Dramatica)
April 21, 2011 - The Brett Keane Song is released.
after BK's downfall - Brett, on a park bench in a forest, prays for guidance, and receives donations from Christians, beginning his "gourd-believer" phase. (DPP 21)
c. May 6, 2011 - Brett makes a video announcing he is a theist. (Encyclopedia Dramatica Page History)
June 17, 2011 - An Urban Dictionary entry is created referencing Brett Keane. (Urban Dictionary)
c. July 2011 - The godhatesyou.org domain is purchased by some Facebook group. (archive.org)
Late 2011 - Bananagate
October 31, 2011 - Brett creates his google sites page.
November 4, 2011 - Brett complains he is being "stalked, harassed, and cyberbullied" on a blog post. (thepizzy.net)
November 8, 2011 - Brett updates his google sites page for the last time.
c. November 9, 2011 - Brett converts back to atheism. (Encyclopedia Dramatica Page History)
c. November 20, 2011 - Brett converts back to christianity (again). (Encyclopedia Dramatica Page History)
c. February 10, 2012 - Brett takes down one of Coughlan's videos. (Comment)
c. May 8, 2012 - Brett trashes HappyCabbie. He will later claim to have been his friend when he dies to garner sympathy donations. (HappyCabbie's Blogspot)
June 21, 2012 - Brett is mentioned on a blog post about personality. (Blogspot)
before November 13, 2012 - Brett Keane creates his steam account. (Steam Workshop)
c. July 6, 2013 - Brett trashes HappyCabbie (again). (HappyCabbie's Blogspot)
July-September 2013 - Brett converts from atheism to christianity (again). (HappyCabbie's Blogspot)
January 5, 2014 - The first episode of the Drunken Peasants, the first to bring Brett to a wider audience, launches. (DPP 1)
Prior to DPP 20 - Brett makes a video stating his demands before he comes on the show. (DPP 21)
March 29, 2014 - The first episode of the Drunken Peasants with Brett Keane. (DPP 20)
May 3, 2014 - Brett Keane creates his second Dailymotion channel. (Dailymotion)
May 8, 2014 - Brett Keane creates his godtvradioshow channel. (Socialblade)
August 21, 2014 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube (again). (DPP 38)
August 21, 2014 - Brett Keane the Motherfucking Opera is released. (Youtube)
January 16, 2015 - Brett Keane stops using the Final Jesus intro. (DPP 71)
January 19, 2015 - Brett Keane references the TJ banana incident for the first time. (DPP 75)
January 30, 2015 - Brett Keane starts using a modified version of the Final Jesus intro. (DPP 80)
Febuary 5, 2015 - First appearance of Dorn on the Drunken Peasants. (DPP 82)
Febuary 16, 2015 - First mention of Dawn Keane on the Drunken Peasants. (DPP 86)
October 12, 2015 - Brett disables all ratings and comments on his videos. (DPP 164)
November 9, 2015 - Creationist Cat and PaulsEgo collab on a Brett Keane shitpost. Also the first mention of TJ's Brett Keane appreciation video. (DPP 176)
November 18, 2015 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube (again). (DPP 178)
November 28, 2015 - The Brett Keane Kiwifarms thread is started. (Kiwifarms)
Febuary 3, 2016 - Brett Keane releases a video of recorded audio of PaulsEgo. (DPP 202)
March 22, 2016 - Brett Keane goes on yet another massive flagging campaign. (DPP 219 PS)
March 30, 2016 - DP shows Brett's Christian Woman cover. (DPP 223 PS)
May 1, 2016 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube (again). Also lies that what he's drinking is non-alcoholic. (Dailymotion)
May 4, 2016 - Brett shows his teeth on DP, and is interviewed by DP. Paul pitches his Brett documentary to Brett. (DPP 235)
June 15, 2016 - Brett makes a video parodying Paul's interview idea. (DPP 249)
July 13, 2016 - Brett has one of his cronies pretend to be someone who went to highschool with TJ. (DPP 259)
July 16, 2016 - The first Urban Dictionary entry for Brett Keane is created.
July 27, 2016 - Brett makes the infamous "Paul's Crystal Ball" video. (DPP 263)
August 5, 2016 - The first appearance of the DP Pokemon hotline, a response to Brett's video a month earlier. The caller, Bruce Beefpotato, voiced by Paul, claims to be a truck driver who saw Brett fucking a dog after getting lost in Festus, and also caught a Pikachu. (DPP 266)
c. August 2016 - The godhatesyou.org domain is purchased by a DP fan and is a redirect to TJ's Youtube channel. archive.org)
August 8, 2016 - The second appearance of the DP Pokemon hotline. The caller, Rufus Gutter, voiced by TJ, claims to be the father of Don (Dawn) Keane, who he alleges to be a trans woman whose dick is a so large it is a pokestop where a snorlax can be caught. This is also the first time TJ sings "Christians, Pagans, Muslims, and Jews" to "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes". (DPP 267)
August 10, 2016 - The third appearance of the DP Pokemon hotline. The caller, Spud Vanderhof VII, voiced by TJ, claims to be a great dane breeder who has sold Brett dogs, that Bruce Beefwater (sic) missaw what happened, and that Brett was fucked by the dog, not the other way around. This episode also features the first reading from Eternal Undying Love. (DPP 268)
August 19, 2016 - The fourth appearance of the DP Pokemon hotline. The caller, Brett Keane pretending to be Manny T. Maccachee, direct descendant of the Maccachee dynasty which ruled Poland for four centuries, voiced by Paul, who claims to have been born in the Bronx, claims to have witnessed Brett Keane in a trenchcoat save an old woman who is being mugged, immediately after use a motorcycle to save her from a runaway bus, and receives the medal of honor from the chief of police. He also claims to have caught a pikawhatever. This episode also features the second reading from Eternal Undying Love. (DPP 269)
August 24, 2016 - "Sounds like the cat's alive" quote. (DPP 271)
August 26, 2016 - The fifth appearance of the DP Pokemon hotline. The caller, Mark Bunts from Manatee County, Florida, voiced by Jim Ass, claims to have a big-ass manatee sitting in his front yard eating a lot of mac and cheese, and lots of chili (no cheese). Also the origin of the "dickless penises" Brett quote. (DPP 272)
August 29, 2016 - The sixth appearance of the DP Pokemon hotline. The caller, Tim Speaking Rock, a Native American, claims a spirit called Man-a-ti is terrorizing his reservation, trying to mount as many dogs as he can. (DPP 273)
September 12, 2016 - The seventh appearance of the DP Pokemon hotline. The caller, Red, a chicken farmer from Minnesota voiced by TJ, claims Brett Keane was sodomizing chickens at his farm. (DPP 277)
October 5, 2016 - 23 Situations: An Odyssey into Brett Keane is released in a bundle with another special for $5. This episode also features a parody of Poe's The Raven featuring Brett quotes. (DP 280)
October 17, 2016 - Brett threatens to leave Youtube if Trump loses. (DPP 285)
October 21, 2016 - The eighth and final appearance of the DP Pokemon hotline. The caller, Brad Note, a ? from Dusseldorf voiced by Paul, claims at Brett Keane was removing the tags from the mattresses on a hoveround at Beds and Brats. Later in the episode, Brett gets totally rekt by a child. (DPP 287)
October 24, 2016 - DP smashes the camera Brett wanted. (DPP 288)
October 30, 2016 - Brett calls the Atheist Experience, makes an ass out of himself, and lies on camera. In just minutes, the hosts know all they need to know about him. (Youtube, DPP 293)
November 8, 2016 - Presidential Election Coverage. (DPP 295)
February 2, 2017 - Brett Keane stops posting to his second Dailymotion channel. (Dailymotion)
April 14, 2017 - Brett Keane's godtvradioshow channel is taken down. (Socialblade)
August 25, 2017 - Brett Keane: Counterdictions of a Gord Believer released on Vimeo. (Vimeo)
September 25, 2017 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube (again). (Reddit, Reddit, Reddit)
December 16, 2017 - Brett Keane creates his Bitchute account. (Bitchute)
December 23, 2017 - TJ, Paul, and Scotty leave DP, ending an era.
2018 - The godhatesyou.org domain once again expires. archive.org)
January 24, 2018 - DP releases a slightly modified version of Brett Keane: Counterdictions of a Gord Believer for free on their Youtube Channel. (Youtube)
Febuary 28, 2018 - Ben announces he doesn't have intentions to continue the Indivijul Brett Keane Segment Situation on DP. (Reddit)
April 6, 2018 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube (again). (Reddit)
July 1, 2018 - Brett Keane begins posting regularly on Bitchute. (Bitchute)
July 8, 2018 - Last Brett segment featured on the Manatee Compilation Situation. (DPP 459)
July 27, 2018 - Brett briefly leaves Bitchute for one month, returning August 26th. (Bitchute, Bitchute)
August 24, 2018 - Brett Keane returns to Minds. (Reddit)
October 12, 2018 - Brett Keane returns to Bitchute after leaving for two weeks. (Bitchute)
December 27, 2018 - Brett returns to Youtube. (Kiwifarms)
March 1, 2019 - Someone claiming to be Brett calls in to the David Pakman show. (Youtube)
April 3, 2019 - Brett Keane claims someone sent him a glitter bomb (lol). (Bitchute, Bitchute)
May 2019 - Brett Keane creates a Gab account. (Gab)
July 6, 2019 - Brett Keane returns to Youtube after a 1-week "leaving". (Reddit)
July 28, 2019 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube (again). (Bitchute)
September 22, 2019 - Brett Keane goes on yet another massive flagging campaign. (Reddit, Reddit, Reddit)
September 22, 2019 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube (again). (Bitchute)
November 7, 2019 - GodTVRadioSmokeSignalTelegraph uploads the 7-part Manatee Compilation Situation series.
November 8, 2019 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube (again). (Bitchute)
December 14, 2019 - Brett Keane joins Bittube. (Bittube)
December 18, 2019 - Brett Keane leaves Bitchute for Bittube. (Bitchute)
c. January 1, 2020 - The godtvradio domain expires (archive.org)
January 17, 2020 - Brett Keane returns to Bitchute, but continues to post on his Bittube. (Bitchute)
January 31, 2020 - Brett Keane returns to youtube after leaving yet again. (Youtube)
March 27, 2020 - Brett tries and fails to censor videos discussing his domestic abuse charge. (Bittube)
April 9, 2020 - Brett Keane claims to have been flagged off Youtube. (Bittube)
c. June 2020 - Brett Keane creates his Newtube and JoshWhoTV accounts (Newtube, JoshWhoTV)
July 29, 2020 - Brett Keane banned from Youtube for hate speech. (Bittube, Bitchute, Reddit)
August 11, 2020 - Brett Keane returns to Youtube. (Youtube)
c. August 18, 2020 - Brett Keane leaves Youtube. (Kiwifarms)
c. September 18, 2020 - Brett Keane creates his Rumble account (Rumble)
c. October 9, 2020 - Brett Keane creates his UGETube account (UGETube)
October 9, 2020 - Brett Keane returns to Youtube. (Youtube)
December 17, 2020 - The new Drunken Peasants has a Brett Keane feature for the first time in years (DPP 817)
December 23, 2020 - Brett Keane responds to the podcast (Youtube)
January 8, 2021 - A Fallout 4 mod containing a character voiced by Brett Keane is uploaded (Nexus, Youtube)
January 2021 - Brett Keane banned from youtube (again), and soon after deletes his Gab, Rumble, Bitchute, and Bittube accounts. In other words, he's... gorn!
February 22, 2021 - Brett Keane continues to whine and moan on Facebook (Kiwifarms)
c. May 2021 - Brett Keane announces he is writing his autobiography. (Reddit)
May 30, 2021 - Brett Keane releases his autobiography, Afterlife Simulation, and opens a new Youtube channel to shill it. (Reddit, Youtube)
June 9, 2021 - Brett Keane renames his channel from Afterlife ~~Situation~~ Simulation to GodTvRadio (Youtube)
c. mid-June 2021 - Brett's will allegedly have an interview with TJ July 1st (Youtube)
c. June 30, 2021 - Brett moves the interview back to August 1st. (Youtube)
July 12, 2021 - Brett deletes the scheduled interview stream and all videos relating to TJ. (Youtube)
Jul 2021 - Brett is once again banned from Youtube.
Aug 5, 2021 - Brett creates a new Youtube channel, Keane Family Games Youtube. Most videos average 1-10 views but one got as many as 80. Likes and subscriber count are disabled. (Youtube)
Aug 8, 2021 - Brett uploads his first video on the channel (Youtube)
Sep 27, 2021 - Brett releases his first non-gaming video, Brett Keane Reviews Star Trek, Star Wars, and Superheroes. It got 17 views (although now that I clicked the link, 18). The only comment is from Brett. It repeats the title of the video. It has one like and is hearted by Brett. The description of the video is just 20,000 tinyurl donation links. The video itself begins with him shilling his latest book, Afterlife Simulation, and him plugging his brother's channel. The entire rest of the video (~19 minutes) is just his voice against a screenshot of him watching the trailer for ST: SNW on youtube. And I do mean a screenshot. Just one. The entire video. I tried to watch the video but died from boredom. His voice is still monotonous. He still makes Keanisms, including uporn, ovisly, etc. He still has extended periods where it's just silent other than his creepy, heavy breathing. I skipped around and it looks like he only discussed Star Trek, although he did go on tangents about Rocky. Several times. I write this so when he inevitably gets banned again, you know you aren't missing anything at all. (Youtube)
Nov 2021 - Brett creates a new Twitter account (Twitter)
Nov 12, 2021 - Brett releases the first video on his new channel about atheism (Youtube)
Dec 18, 2021 - Release of Manatee Compilation Situation Remastered (Youtube)
Jan 24, 2022 - Brett Keane creates his TikTok.
Jan 28, 2022 - Brett re-releases his cringy spliced TJ interview. It can be viewed free here. (Spotify)
Jan 31, 2022 - Brett releases his cancer scare video which becomes the subject of DPP #991 (Youtube)
Feb 3, 2022 - Brett Keane's CANCER SCARE SICHUASHUN - Nick Fuentes & Pals - KingCobraJFS TROLL RAID | DP # 991 (DPP 991)
Feb 12, 2022 - Brett Keane Makes INSULTIVE Video About DP & DELETES It! Opening the MANATEE ARCHIVE! | DP # 995 - new Keanism: "ninjit-stew" (DPP 995)
Feb 20, 2022 - Brett releases the first video on his new channel about TJ: cringeworthy as always (Youtube)
Mar 4, 2022 - Brett re-releases old TJ and Paul "interviews" containing audio splices. Although he says they can be found on all his streaming sites, they only exist on Spotify, possibly because they're both paid episodes. The Paul episode, released this date, can be viewed free here. (Youtube Spotify)
Mar 7, 2022 - Brett Keane On George Carlin's Beliefs - Nick Fuentes vs Sports - Beardson's Cringe Rap | DP # 1006 (DPP 1006)
Mar 25, 2022 - Mac n Cheese Situation By Brett Keane - no comment. (Youtube - edited short: Youtube)
Mar 26, 2022 - Manatee Rap SICHUASHUN! | # 1013 (DPP 1013)
Mar 31, 2022 - Drunken Peasants Bores Me to Death...Why Bother By Brett Keane (Youtube)
Apr 17, 2022 - Brett calls the Atheist Experience again (Youtube)
c. June 2022 - Brett creates a Corder channel
Jul 20, 2022 - Goodbye, I'm Not Feeling Well | By Brett Keane (Youtube)
Aug 1, 2022 - Brett is interviewed by the channel Torah & Friends (Youtube)
Aug 4, 2022 - Brett Keane removes old videos and rebrands as "Keane Games" (Youtube - don't worry, I saved the gems already)
Sep 8, 2022 - Brett Keane calls into a talk show about abiogenesis (Youtube)
Before Sep 21, 2022 - Brett Keane deletes his Youtube channel.
Oct 5, 2022 - Brett Keane creates a new channel, BKRadio. (Youtube)
Dec 25, 2022 - Brett Keane calls the Atheist Experience and debates Matt Dillahunty (Youtube)
Jun 22, 2023 - TheAmazingAtheist Katrina Scam Situation By Brett Keane