A Mocha is not a thing, but an idea. An interesting idea. An idea so interesting it has gained sentience and learned how to use memes to conquer the world.

This Website

What this Website is

This website is a collection of several things: my conlangs and conworlds, including latest conworld Namei, collections of information I find useful, and small "what-if?" projects I've worked on. Since my primary fields of interest are mathematics and linguistics, most of the content on this site is either on or inspired by these fields.

Chances are you stumbled across this site either by trying to find my conlangs or by searching something weirdly specific into google that only small esoteric sites like these, in the backalleys of the internet, would have. Please note that I am not a professional anything, and so information found on this site should be used with a heaping tablespoon of salt. In any case, please enjoy your stay.

Other Info about this Site:

You can now customize the style of this website! In Firefox, simply go to View -> Page Style and select which style you want. In IE and Opera, simply go to View -> Style. Currently, this site (aside from index.html, recommend.html, and search.html) offers these styles:

Please enjoy this new update! I have also added a printer-friendly style to these same pages too!


You can find a more thorough list of likes in my recommendations page, but here are my broad interests:


Whoops wrong list lol


Favorite artistic works, in a listish:

Okay, really though. What are you?

And before you say "well sounds like you're a...", no, no I'm not (Feminists, I'm talking to you!). I don't care how you define political groups, I only identify as what I've already listed. As for my views on more specific issues, they usually align with progressivism (nota bene: usually).

Things I don't Like

I could give a list of the traits I find desirable in a person, in all contexts from in general to dating (wink wink), but I feel it may be more useful to discuss traits I don't like - since these are fewer, more specific, and more concrete. First, I will list items which would automatically cause me to dislike the person, and then I will go onto things I am willing to look over. Here I have listed them roughly in order of how much it would affect my view of them. Since the first list automatically makes me dislike them, there is no order in the first list, only the second.

  1. Against rule of law, presumption of innocence, etc.
  2. Science denial.
  3. Lack of self-awareness / hypocrisy.
  4. Non-ironic prescriptivism.
  5. Doesn't know what sarcasm is.
  6. Culturally / Geographically unaware.
  7. People taking this page seriously.

As you can see, I tend to be a pretty open person (at least, relative to most) and I stuggle to find issue with people.

Mocha Described in Quotes

With Commentary

In general I hate quotes, but for the purpose of making a quick list describing myself, there's hardly a more effective way.