Better English

Better English. The orthography uses the letters A-Z, which all hold their values in IPA except for the following:

While /ʔ/ is currently only used paralinguistically (eg. qoqoo) and in loanwords (eg. huumuuhuumuunuukuunuukuuaapuuaaqaa), at least in my dialect, I think it will eventually become distinguished from /t/. Perhaps, then, I am using it as a precautionary measure. Anyways, there are also two diphthongs:

And the vowels:

Since some vowels never occur with certain consonants, I've just simplified those pairs. One last thing to note is that, and this is only paralinguistic, nh causes mandatory nasalization of the prior vowel.

Punctuation

Commas, colons, semicolons, quotation marks, question marks, exclamation marks, hashes, etc., etc. work identically to English. Hyphens are only used in compounds where it would create an inadvertent dh or th, eg. hed-hoom, Or it would change the quality of a vowel, eg. no-wer The only major difference anywhere is apostrophes. Clitics are expressed expressed with apostrophes, with the apostrophe taking the place of the elided vowel, eg. dh'urth's, which contains two clitics. In words like don't no apostrophe is used since there is no clitic.

Samples

History of the Entire World, I Guess

0:00 Hai! 0:01 Yur aan u raak, flooting un spees. 0:02 Pridi kul, honh? 0:03 Som uv ut's waadur. 0:04 Fok it, akculi, moost uv ut's waadur. 0:05 Ai kant iivun get frum hir tu dher wudhaut baiing u boot. 0:08 It's sad. 0:09 Ai'm sad. 0:10 Ai mis yuu. 0:11 Hau did dhus hapun? 0:12 U laang taim ugo, akculi nevur, un also nau, nothing uz no-wer. 0:16 Wen? Nevur. Meeks sens, rait? 0:17 Laik ai sed, ut didunt hapun. 0:18 Nothing wuz nevur eni-wer. 0:20 Dhas wai is bun evri-wer. 0:21 Is bun so evri-wer yu doont niid u wer. 0:24 Yuu doont iivun niid u wen. 0:25 Dhas hau evri ut gets. 0:36 Furget dhus. Ai waanu bi soqum, go somwer, duu soqum. 0:39 Ai waant thingz tu tceenj. 0:40 Ai waan'unvent taim un spees. 0:42 Un ai no s'paasubul, kuz evri-thing'z hir, un ut praai orudi hapund. 0:45 Ai djus doont no wen tu start. 0:47 Un dhas ugzaktli wer ut startud. 0:49 Wo! Ai paazd ut. 0:50 Ai think dher'z u yuunuvurs nau. 0:51 Wus ut meed u? 0:52 Korks un stof! 0:53 A, dhas u thing un u plees. 0:55 Doont laik ut? 0:56 Trai u nuu plees, ut u difrunt taim. 0:58 Trai tu stik tugedhur kuz dhu wurld'z gunu get bigur, un empti-ur. 1:01 But is naat empti yet! 1:02 Ut's stil veri ful un ubaut u djilyun dugri-z. 1:05 Greet nuuz! 1:06 Dhu korks ur hapuli meri-d un gruups u thri, kaald u prootaan ur nuutraan. 1:09 Un dher'z suqum flaiun uraun tuu dhut waants tu djoin in, but kant, kuz is stil tuu haat. 1:14 Greet nuuz! 1:15 Dhu prootaanz un nuutraanz ur nau hapuli meri-d t'iitcodhur. 1:17 Som u dhum iivun dobuld op. 1:19 Greet nuuz! Dh'ulektraanz'uv nau djoind in. 1:21 Kungradjuleecunz! Dhu wurld uz nau u bonc u gas un spees. 1:24 But is geting kloosur tugedhur. 1:26 Un is geting kloosur tugedhur. 1:28 Un is geting kloosur tugedhur. 1:29 Is u star. 1:32 Nuu cit djus gaat meed. 1:33 Som starz burn aut un dai. 1:34 Bigur starz burn aut un dai with pacun, un meek sum brand nuu, we kreezi-ur cit. 1:39 Spees dost! 1:40 Witc ulauz nuuur, mor intrusting starz tu bi meed un dai un uksplood un'iivun kreezi-ur spees dost. 1:45 So nau starz hav kuul stof uraun dhum, laik raaks, ais, un foni klaudz, witc kun meek sum veri intrusting thingz, 1:51 Laik dhus baal u fleemun raaks fur ugzampul. 1:52 Holi cit wi djus gaat hit wuth unodhur baal u fleemun raaks. 1:55 Un ut kaindu meed u mes.

The Chaos

Dhu Xeeaas
Jurard Nols Trenude
	
Dirus kriitcur un kriieecun,
Stodying Ingluc prunaunsyeecun,
	Ai wul tiitc yuu un mai vurs,
	Saundz laik corps, cor, hors un wurs.

Ai wul kiip yuu, Suuzi, bizi,
Meek yur hed wuth hiit gro dizi;
   Tir un ai, yur dres yu'l ter;
   Kwir, fer si-ur, hir mai prer.

Pre, cunsol yur loving poout,
Meek mai koot luk nuu, dir, so ut!
	Djus kumper hart, hir, un hurd,
	Daiz und daiut, lord un wurd.

Sord un sward, ruteen un Britun
(Maind dhu ladur hau is ritun).
	Meed haz naat dhu saund u beed,
	Se sed, pe peed, leed but plad.

Nau ai curli wul naat pleeg yuu,
Wuth sotc wurdz uz veeg un eegyuu,
	But bi kerful hau yuu spiik,
	Se: goc, buc, steek, striik, breek, bliik,

Priivyus, precus, fyuucu, vaiu,
Resupi, paip, stodingseel, xwair;
	Woovun, ovun, hau un lo,
	Skript, rusiit, cuu, pooum, to.

Se, ukspekting fraad un trikuri:
Daadur, laftur un Tursixuri,
	Branc, ranc, miizulz, taapseelz, ailz,
	Misulz, simuli-z, ruvailz.

Holi, haali, signul, sainying,
Seem, ugzamuning, but maining,
	Sxaalur, vikur, un sugar,
	Solur, maiku, wor un far.

Frum "duzair": duzairubul - admurubul frum "udmair",
Lombur, plomur, bir, but braiur,
	Taapshum, brooum, runaun, but noon,
	Naaludj, don, loon, gaan, non, toon,

Won, unemuni, Balmorul,
Kitcun, laixun, laandri, lorul.
	Gurtruud, Djurmun, wind un waind,
	Bo, kaind, kindrud, kyuu, mankaind,

Tordus, turkoiz, camwa-ledhur,
Riiding, Reding, hiidhun, hedhur.
	Dhus funeduk laburinth
	Givz maas, groos, bruk, brootc, nainth, plinth.

Hav yuu evur yet undevurd
Tu prunauns ruvird un sevurd,
	Diimun, lemun, guul, faul, sol,
	Piidur, petrol un putrol?

Bilut doz naat end laik bale;
Booke, waalut, malut, cule.
	Blod un flod ur naat laik fuud,
	Nor uz mold laike culd un wud.

Benkwut uz naat nirli parke,
Wutc ugzaktli raimz wuth xaki.
	Diskaunt, vizcaunt, lood un braad,
	Tord, tu forwurd, tu ruward,

Uz yur R kurekt un haiur?
Kiits usurts ut raimz wuth Thalyu.
	Hyuu, but hog, un hud, but huut,
	Boiunt, minut, but mainuut.

Se absijun wuth prusijun,
Nau: puzicun un tranzicun;
	Wud ut tali wuth mai raim,
	Uf ai mencund perudaim?

Tuupens, thri-pens, tiiz ur iizi,
But siis, kriis, griis un griisi?
	Kurniis, nais, valus, ruvaiz,
	Reebiiz, but lolubaiz.

Uv sotc pozling wurdz uz naacus,
Raiming wel wuth kaacus, torcus,
	Yu'l unvelup lists, ai hoop,
	Un u linun aanhvuloop.

Wud yuu laik sum mor? Yu'l hav ut!
Afudeevut, Deevud, davut.
	T'ubjur, tu purdjur. Shiik
	Doz naat saund laik Tcex but eek.

Liburdi, laibreri, hiiv un hevun,
Reetcul, laax, mostac, ulevun.
	Wi se halo-d, but ulaud,
	Piipul, lepurd, to-d but vaud.

Mark dhu difruns, moroovur,
Butwiin muuvur, ploovur, Doovur.
	Liitcuz, briitcuz, waiz, prusais,
	Tcalus, but puliis un lais,

Kamul, kaanstubul, onsteebul,
Prinsupul, dusaipul, leebul.
	Pedul, piinul, un kunal,
	Weet, surmaiz, ple, praamus, pal,

Suut, swiit, ruuun. Surkut, kaandwut
Raim wuth "shurk ut" un "byaand ut",
	But is naat hard tu tel
	Wai is paal, maal, but Paal Maal.

Mosul, moskyulur, djeel, airn,
Timbur, claimur, bulyun, laiun,
	Wurm un storm, cez, xeeaas, tcer,
	Senutur, spekteetur, mer,

Aivi, privi, feemus; klamur
Haz dhu A u draaxm un hamur.
	Pusi, hosi un puzes,
	Dezurt, but duzurt, udres.

Gaalf, wulf, kauntununs, luutenunts
Hoist un luu u flagz lef penunts.
	Kuryur, kortyur, tuum, baam, koom,
	Kau, but Kaupur, som un hoom.

"Saadur, soldjur! Blod uz thikur",
Kwaath hi, "thun likyur ur likur",
	Meeking, is sad but truu,
	Un bruvaado, motc udo.

Streenjur duz naat raim wuth engur,
Niidhur duz duvaur wuth klengur.
	Pailut, pivut, gaant, but ant,
	Faant, front, waant, waant, grand un grant.

Arsnuk, spusifuk, siinuk,
Reluk, returuk, haidjenuk.
	Guusberi, guus, un kloos, but klooz,
	Perudais, raiz, rooz, un doos.

Se unve, ne, but unviigul,
Meek dhu ladur raim wuth iigul.
	Maind! Myanduring but miin,
	Valuntain un maguziin.

Un ai bet yuu, dir, u peni,
Yuu se manufold laik meni,
	Witc uz raang. Se reepyur, pir,
	Tair (won huu taiz), but tir.

Artc, arxeenjul; pre, doz ering
Raim wuth hering ur wuth sturing?
	Prizun, baisun, trejur troov,
	Triizun, hovur, kovur, koov,

Pursuviiruns, sevruns. Rubald
Raimz (but paibald dozunt) wuth nibuld.
	Feetun, piiun, nat, gaat, na,
	Liin, saixuk, coon, boon, puca.

Doont bi daun, mai oon, but rof ut,
Un dustingwuc bufe, bofut;
	Bruud, stud, ruf, ruk, sxuul, wul, buun,
	Wustur, Buleen, t'umpyuun.

Se un saundz kurekt un sturling
Hurs, hir, harkun, yir un yurling.
	Iivul, devul, mezutint,
	Maind dhu Z! (U djenul hint.)

Nau yu niid naat pe utencun
Tu sotc saundz uz ai doont mencun,
	Saunds laik porz, paaz, porz un paaz,
	Raiming wuth dhu proonaun yurz;

Nor ur praapur neemz unkluudud,
Dho ai aafun hurd, uz yuu dud,
	Foni raimz tu yuunukorn,
	Yes, yuu no dhum, Vaan un Straxun.

No, mai meedun, koi un komli,
Ai doont waant tu spiik i tcomli.
	No. Yet Fraud kumperd wuth praud
	Uz no bedur dhun Muklaud.

But maind trivyul un vail,
Traipaad, miinyul, dunail,
	Trol un traali, relm un riim,
	Sxedjul, mistcuf, sxizm, un sxiim.
  
Ardjul, gil, Ardjul, gil. Curli
Me bi meed tu raim wuth Raali,
	But yu'r naat supoostu se
	Puke raimz wuth soobruke.

Had dhus unvalud invulud
Wurthlus daakyumunts? Hau palud,
	Hau onkuuth hi, kuucaant, lukt,
	Wun fur Portsmuth ai hud bukt!

Zuus, Thiibz, Theeliiz, Afrudaidi,
Perumor, unamurd, flaiti,
	Epusoodz, anupoodz,
	Akwiies, un aabsekiiz.

Pliiz doont monki wuth dhu gaizur,
Doont piil teedurz wuth mai reezur,
	Radhur se un aksents pyur:
	Neetcur, statcur, un mutcur.

Paius, impiius, lim, klaim, glomli,
Wurstud, wurstud, kromli, domli,
	Kaankur, kaankwest, vees, feez, fan,
	Wan, sudan, artuzun.

Dhu th wul curli trobul yu
Mor dhun r, ch, ur w.
	Se dhen dhiiz funeduk djemz:
	Taamus, taim, Turiisu, Temz.

Taamsun, Tcadum, Waltum, Stredum,
Dher ur mor but ai furget um
	Weet! Ai'v gaat ut: Anthuni,
	Laitun yur engzaiudi.

Dh'arkeeuk wud aalbiiut
Dozunt raim wuth eet yu si ut;
	With un forthwith, won has vois,
	Won haz naat, yuu meek yur tcois.

Cuuz, go-z, doz. Nau furst se: fingur;
Dhen se: singur, djindjur, lingur.
	Riil, ziil, moov, gaaz, un geedj,
	Merudj, folyudj, muraaj, eedj,

Hiro, herun, kweri, veri,
Peri, teri, fyuri, beri,
	Duust, laast, poost, un duuth, klaath, laath,
	Djaab, Djoob, blaasum, buzum, ooth.

Fo, upognunt, kiin upognurz,
Bo-un, Bau-un, banjo tuunurz
	Holm yu no, but no-z, kunuuz,
	Pwiin, truuizum, yuus, tu yuuz?

Dho dhu difruns siimz lidul,
Wi se aktcwul, but vidul,
	Siit, swet, tceest, kast, Le, eet,
	Put, not, granut, un yunait.

Riifur doz naat raim wuth defur,
Fefur doz, un zefur, hefur.
	Dul, bul, Djefri, Djordj, eet, leet,
	Hint, paint, senut, but sudeet.

Geeluk, Erubuk, pusifuk,
Saiuns, kaancuns, saiuntifuk;
	Tur, but ar, daur, sukur, for,
	Gas, ulas, un Arkunsaa.

Se munuuvur, yaat, un vaamut,
Nekst umit, wutc difurz frum ut.
	Boonufaid, alubai,
	Djaireet, dauri, un urai.

Si, aidiiu, gini, eryu,
Salm, Muriiu, but muleryu.
	Yuuth, sauth, sodhurn, klenz, un kliin,
	Daaktrun, turpuntain, muriin.

Kumper eelyun wuth Utalyun,
Dandulaiun wuth butalyun,
	Rali wuth alai; ye, yi,
	Ai, ai, e, ai, we, ki, ke!

Se eevur, but evur, fiivur,
Niidhur, liijur, skeen, rusiivur.
	Nevur ges - it iz naat seef,
	Wi se kavz, valvz, haf, but Ralf.

Stari, granuri, kuneri,
Krevus, but duvais, un airi,
	Fees, but prefus, dhun grimus,
	Flem, flumaduk, as, glas, bees.

Bas, lardj, targut, djin, giv, vurdjun,
Aat, aust, djaust, un skaur, but skurdjun,
	Ir, but urn; un ir un ter
	Duu naat raim wuth hir but er.

Maind dhu o uv aaf un aafun
Wutc me bi prunaunst uz orfun,
	Wuth dhu saun u sa un saas
	Also, saaft, laast, klaath, un kraas.

Puding, podul, puting, poting?
Yes: ut gaalf ut raimz wuth coting.
	Resput, spait, kunsent, ruzent.
	Laiubul, but parlumunt.

Sevun'z rait, but so'z iivun,
Haifun, rofun, nefyuu, Stiivun,
	Monki, daanki, klurk, un djurk,
	Asp, grasp, waasp, dumeen, kork, wurk.

A u valur, vapud veepur,
S u nuuz, kumpeer nuuzpeepur,
	G u gibut, gibun, djist,
	I uv anukrais, un grist,

Difur laik daivurs un daivurz,
Rivurz, straivurz, civurz, faivurz.
	Wons, but naans, tol, daal, but rol,
	Paaluc, Poluc, pol, un pol.

Prunaunsyeecun - think u Saiki!
Uz u peeling, staut, un spaiki.
	Woont ut meek yu luuz yur witz,
	Raiding groots un seeun grits?

Uts u dark ubis ur tonul,
Struun wuth stoonz laik roolaak, gonweel,
	Ailingtun, un Ail u Wait,
	Hauswaif, verdukt, un undait.

Doont yu think so, riidur, radhur,
Se-un ladhur, beedhur, faadhur?
	Fainuli, witc raimz wuth unof,
	Dho, thruu, bau, kaaf, haak, sau, tof?

Hikop haz dhu saund u sop...
Mai udvais uz: GIV UT OP!

Navy Seal Copypasta

Wut dhu fok d'yu djus fokun se ubaut mi, yu lidul bitc? Ai'l hav yu no ai gradjuueetud taap u mai klas un dhu Neevi Siilz, un ai'v bun unvaalvd un nuumurus siikrut reedz aan Alkeedu, un ai hav oovur thri hondrud kunfurmd kilz. Ai'm treend un gurilu warfer un ai'm dhu taap snaipur un dh'untair YS armd forsuz. Yu'r noqun tu mi but djus unodhur targut. Ai'l waip yu dhu fok aut wuth prusijun dhu laiks u witc'uv nevur bun siin bufor aan dhus erth, mark mai fokun wurdz. Yu think yu kun get uwe wuth se-un dhat cit tu mi oovur dh'inurnet? Think ugen, fokur. As wi spiik ai'm kaantaktun mai siikrut netwurk u spaiz ukraas dhu YSU un yur IP'z bi-un treest rait nau so yu bedur pruper fur dhu storm, magut. Dhu storm thut waips aut dhu putheduk lidul thing yu kaal yur laif. Yu'r fokun ded, kid. Ai kun bi eni-wer, eni-taim, un ai kun kil yu un oovur sevun hondrud weez, un dhas djus wuth mai ber handz. Naat oonli um ai ukstensuvli treend un onarmd kaambat, but ai hav akses tu dh'untair arsunul u dhu Yunaitud Steets Muriin Kor, un ai'l yuuz ut t'uts ful ukstent tu waip yur mizurubul as aaf dhu fees u dhu kaanqununt, yu lidul cit. Uf oonli yu kudu noon wut onholi retrubyuucun yur lidul "klevur" kaamunt wuz ubaut tu bring daun upaan yu, me-bi yuu'd'uv held yur fokun tong. But yu kudunt, yu didunt, un nau yu'r pe-un dhu prais, yu gaadam idyut. Ai'l cit fyuri aal oovur yu un yu'l draun un ut. Yu'r fokun ded, kido.

Genesis

1 Un dhu bugining, gaad kriieetud dhu hevunz un dh'urth. 2 Nau dh'urth wuz formlus un empti, darknus wuz oovur dhu surfus u dhu diip, un dhu spirut u gaad wuz hovurun oovur dhu waadurz. 3 Un gaad sed, "Let dher bi lait," un dher wuz lait. 4 Gaad sa dhut dhu lait wuz gud, un hi sepureeted dhu lait frum dhu darknus. 5 Gaad kaald dhu lait "de," un dhu darknus hi kaald "nait." Un dher wuz iivnun, un dher wuz mornun - dhu furst de.

UDHR

1 Al hyuumun biinyz ur born fru un iikwul un dignudi un raits. Dhe'r undaud wuth riizun un kancuns un cud akt tordz won unodhur un u spirut u brodhurhud. 2 Evri-wun'z untaiduld t'al dhu raits un fri-dumz set forth un dhus deklureecun, wuthaut dustinkcun uv eni kaind, sotc uz rees, kolur, seks, lengwudj, rulidjun, pulitukul, ur odhur upinyun, nacnul ur soocul ordjun, praapurdi, burth, ur odhur steetus. Furdhurmor, no dustinkcun wul bi meed aan dhu beesus u dhu pulitukul, djurusdikcunul ur inurnacnul steetus u dhu kontri ur terutori tu witc u pursun bulaangz, wedhur ut bi indupendunt, trost, naanselfgovurning ur ondur eni odhur limuteecun u saavrunyti. 3 Evri-wun haz dhu rait tu laif, liburdi, un sukyurudi u pursun. 4 No-wun'ul bi held un sleevuri ur survutuud; sleevuri un dhu sleev treed wul bi pruhibutud un aal dher formz. 5 No-wun'ul bi subdjektud tu tortcur ur tu kruul, inhyuumun ur dugreeding triitmunt ur ponucmunt. 6 Evri-wun haz dhu rait tu rekugnicun evri-wer uz u pursun bufor dhu la. 7 Aal ur iikwul bufor dhu la un ur untaiduld wuthaut eni duskrimuneecun t'iikwul prutekcun u dhu la. Aal ur untaiduld tu iikwul prutekcun ugens eni duskrimuneecun un vaileecun u thus deklureecun un ugens eni unsaitmunt tu sotc duskrimuneecun. 8 Evri-wun haz dhu rait t'un ufektuv remudi bai dhu kaampudent nacnul traibyuunulz fur akts vaileeting dhu fondumenul raits grantud um bai dhu kaanstutuucun ur bai la. 9 No-wun'ul bi subdjektud t'arbutreri urest, dutencun, ur egzail. 10 Evri-wun'z untaiduld un ful ukwaaludi t'u fer un pobluk hiring bai un indupendunt un imparcul traibyuunul, un dhu duturmunaecun u dher raits un aablugeecunz un uv eni krimunul tcardj ugens um. 11.1 Evri-wun tcardjd wuth u piinul ufens haz dhu rait tu bii pruzuumd inusunt until pruuvun gilti ukording tu la un u pobluk trail, ut witc dhe'v had aal dhu gerunti-z nesuseri fur dher dufens. 11.2 No-wun'ul bi held gilti uv eni piinul ufens aan ucaunt uv eni act ur umicun witc didunt kaanstutuut u piinul ufens, ondur nacnul ur inurnacnul la, ut dhu taim wun iwz kumitud. Nor wul u hevyur penulti bi umpoozd dhun dhu won thut wuz aplikubul ut dhu taim thu piinil ufens wuz kumitud. 12 No-won'ul bi subdjektud t'arbutreri inurfiruns wuth dher praivusi, famuli, hoom, ur koruspaanduns, nor t'utaks upaan dher aanur un repyuteecun. Evri-wun haz dhu rait tu dhu prutekcun u dhu la ugens sotc inurfiruns ur utaks. 13.1 Evri-wun haz dhu rait tu fri-dum u muuvmunt un rezuduns wuthun dhu bordurz uv iitc steet. 13.2 Evri-wun haz dhu rait tu liiv eni kontri, unkluuding dher oon, un tu ruturn tu dher kontri. 14.1 Evri-wun haz dhu rait tu siik un t'undjoi un odhur kontri-z usailum frum pursukyuucun. 14.2 Thus rait me naat bi unvookt un dhu kees u praasukyuucunz djenyuuunli uraizing frum naanpulitukul kraimz ur frum akts kaantreri tu dhu purpusuz un prinsupulz u dhu Yunaitud Neecunz. 15.1 Evri-wun haz dhu rait t'u nacnaludi. 15.2 No-wun'ul bi arbutreruli dupraivd u dher nacnaludi ur dunaid dhu rait tu tceenj dher nacnaludi.

Assorted Quotes

Us naat oovur tul us oovur. (Yoogi Beru)
Wer'z dhu lam saas?! (Gordun Ramzi)
Hulo. Mai neem'z Iinyiigo Maantoyu. Yuu kild mai faadhur. Pruper tu dai. (Iinyiigo Maantoyu)
Yu kiip yuuzun dhat wurd. Ai doont think ut miinyz wut yu think ut miinyz. (Iinyiigo Maantoyu)

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