Conspiracy Theories

(And Pseudoscience)

Ranked by how Amusing they are


A list of very non-mainstream conspiracy theories that aren't completely braindead, and are at least creative or funny. I will note, as a disclaimer, that I believe none of these at all.

  1. Phantom Time - 300 years of medieval history is fake.
  2. Time Cube - difficult to explain, but most centrally Earth experiences four days simultaneously.
  3. Chile was behind 9/11 - supposedly in revenge for the 1973 Chilean coup d'etat, which happened on the same date 28 years prior
  4. Nibiru Cataclysm - Nibiru (alleged celestial body) will either collide or interact with Earth, resulting in a doomsday.
  5. Gaylor - Taylor Swift is lesbian (or at least bi).
  6. Emission Theory of Vision - Eyes emit beams that cause the sensation of vision when striking an object.
  7. Expanding Earth - The expansion of Earth causes continents to drift apart.
  8. Death Object - Nuclear weapons don't exist.
  9. 1421: The Year China Discovered the World - Zheng He discovered the Americas in 1421.
  10. 2012 Phenomenon - The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar ends on December 21, 2012, bringing about doomsday.