Snowclones

When I encounter a snowclone not in other databases, I put it here. Snowclones, for the uninitiated, are genericized copypastas, and are probably an intermediate stage to becoming 'official' irregular grammatical constructions. They are similar to madlibs, but the words are deliberately chosen and the snowclone often carries an effectual meaning. Additionally, snowclones are often, if not always, derived from popular quotes.

Key:

Original Quote Snowclone Notes Citations
Unknown. poss. memelord or shitlord. N1lord -
Hold my beer! Hold my N1! -
Unknown. Earliest known usage 28 February 2016. WTF I hate N1 now! - 1 2
That's no moon, it's a space station! That's no N1, [that's|it's] a N2! - 1 2 3 4
I'm a strong black woman who don't need no man! I'm a strong (independent) N1 who don't need no N2! N1 is implied to contrast with N2. 1
I'm a simple man. I see boobs, I upvote. I'm a simple [man|guy]. (When) I see N1, I V1. - 1 2 3
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. This is the ideal N1. You may not like it, but this is what peak (A1) (performance) V1s like. A1 is a quality of N1. V1 is some sort of sensational verb, eg. 'looks' or 'sounds'. 1 2 3
In France, they don’t say 'I love you.' they say 'Je t’aime.', which means “I love you.” but they say it in French. I think that's beautiful. In N1 [they|we] don't say 'S1' [they|we] say 'S2' which means 'S3' (and I think that's really beautiful). N1 is a place or language. S2 is the claimed translation of S1, while S3 is the claimed literal translation of S2. 1 2 3
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door. I'm N1, and this is my N2. I work here with my N3 and my N4, N5. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years – you never know [WHAT|WHO] is gonna come E1. N1 and N5 are names. N4 is a personal relation such as 'son' or 'friend'.